Wednesday, June 20, 2012

In which I want to cause bodily harm to many people

I should perhaps learn to be less stressed, more chilled out and easy-going, and less homicidal. But let's face it: it's most likely not going to happen. Though I am trying to increase the amount of yoga (both time and number of times a day) that I do.

Oh, so many things. Still no word back from UKBA, so Adam's and my passports are still being held hostage. I'll be writing a letter to them shortly, even though they've requested that people not contact them--this is why I'm writing, not calling. I have plane tickets in September, so if I have to do a stupid biometrics thing (again) for the stupid biometrics card that I'm required to travel with (as well as my passport) I need that taken care of sooner rather than later. And we both have travel plans in November.

I'm seriously ready to murder the physio people upstairs. Now they also seem to run a babysitting service, which seems to include yelling and stomping, and last night, kicking rocks into our bedroom/bathroom windows (we live in an underdwelling, so our back rooms are half underground). Last night I heard a shout of "mommy!" when the little brats arrived, so "Mommy" needs to explain the notion of courtesy to others. Of course Mommy doesn't seem to have learned that lesson herself, so I don't know why I would expect her to pass that on. And they've started coming in on Saturdays now as well.

A job I applied for a few weeks back contacted me about a week after the deadline, not to invite me for an interview or tell me I was unsuccessful, but to tell me that they decided not to hire someone after all. I understand that sometimes things happen, but it really sucks that my time--and that of all the other applicants--was wasted.

I was slightly peeved at my in-laws for wasting blueberry coffee cake,* albeit unintentionally. It wasn't their fault, but I gave them half of a crack cocaine delicious blueberry coffee cake, and I even made it properly and separated the eggs to fold the beaten egg whites in.** They were going to have it for breakfast the following day whilst on holiday, but turns out the cottage they were at had ants, and they infested the cake. Completely not their fault, but Adam and I happily would have eaten their share of the coffee cake (without ants, of course).

I'm also irked at Morrisons' loo roll. We haven't been out to Makro in ages (which is like Costco, but crappier and with more labels in Polish) so we ran out of decent loo roll, and--out of a desire to be able to wipe my butt in a sanitaryish manner--I bought some from Morrisons. Admittedly it was the cheapest I could find, but the only positive thing to say about this loo roll is that they last a while. And technically speaking, it's two-ply. But only technically speaking.

In terms of good news, I have an interview--on Adam's birthday, no less--for a job that I desperately want, think I would be good at, and would love. I'm going to Makro tomorrow for loo roll and other necessities and also going out to the homebrew supply place so we can make three more batches of beer (pale ale, a strong dark one, and a vanilla porter which is my recipe). Our neighbors asked us to plant sit for them for a couple of weeks and in return, they gave us a bar of Swiss milk chocolate; completely unnecessary but holy crap delicious. I've made two more batches of blueberry coffee cake: one for Adam and I (mostly gone) and the second just finished one for Pam and Tony (there will be death if this one molds or gets attacked by bugs since it's freezable). I've also got a pretty good coleslaw dressing that I've created. Donut peaches are in at the green grocer's, so I think it'll soon be time for peach and ____ cobblers. Nom nom nom.

*As an FYI for non-American readers, in the US, coffee cake doesn't have to include coffee as an ingredient. Instead it's called coffee cake because it's served with coffee (or tea). Think Hyacinth Bucket offering biscuits to her neighbor Elizabeth and you've got the idea.
**I won't be doing that again. It's not hard by any stretch, but instead of being a one bowl cake, it becomes a two bowl cake and takes twice as long to make. There is a minimal taste/texture difference.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Dental Trepidations

I'm not normally afraid of going to the dentist. It's by no means my favorite pastime, but I don't hate, avoid, or fear it. And I didn't this time, either. But it was my first non-exam appointment with a British-trained dentist.

Until Friday, my dental experiences have been a bit surreal, compared to the private insurance driven, gouging approach to medicine (including dentistry) in the US. Appointments are approximately 5-10 minutes, and involve the dentist quickly examining and poking and prodding around in your mouth, sometimes calling out numbers and commentary. No cleaning, just poking. And x-rays only every 18 months or so. I didn't even get x-rays my first appointment because I was silly enough to bring in copies from my previous dentist (which were about 18 months old when I brought them in, and I didn't get more taken until 18 months later. I was not pleased, especially when they didn't take an extra pic lower down to see if there was still an infection under one of my teeth. Argh).

Last time I went in, our new dentist--Adam and I got transferred to a brand-new dentist, who is about 25 years old and called Adam "sir" every three seconds--discovered a small cavity in an upper molar. Nothing said about the lower molar that my previous dentist put a watch on because it was developing a cavity, which is spreading because I can see more of it now, just the tiny new one. I asked about the lower one, he shrugged it off.* Whatever. Not much I can do about it.

So I made my "drill and fill" appointment, paid for half of it (our dentist has a weird billing system), and went back Friday for the actual filling. I was nervous for two reasons; first, British dentistry is kinda a new thing. Most Brits will agree that Americans are used to better dental care (we also pay a damn site more for it). The other reason I was nervous is because, well, Dentist is the aforementioned 25ish. Brand-new. Baby. And I need a shot of novocaine. Novocaine hurts like a mutha if you put it in too quickly. But surprisingly, he wasn't bad at all. Not the best, but the dentist I had for years and years and years was rockstar and so slow and steady you could barely feel the novocaine going in. So not nearly as good as that, but I didn't try to jump through the celing or anything, and that was good.

His drilling technique was a bit odd--drill for three seconds, pull away and look, think a bit, then repeat (all while holding my mouth open with his hand, which grew painful), but at least he didn't drill unnecessarily. He also didn't wait quite long enough for the novocaine to take full effect before he started drilling, but it wasn't so bad that I had to scream (or barf, which becomes a possibility with too much drilling and no numbing, I've found), and it had taken full effect about the third time he started drilling (the drill, pause thing happened about 9 times).

The whole process took about 15 minutes. Very weird, and I forgot that most dental stuff smells like superglue, which makes me nervous, but the filing seems to be alright, so I'm not complaining. And the one good thing--though it didn't seem to make a difference--is when I asked for novocaine without the vasoconstrictor** he knew what I was talking about, and even found some for me. Even so, with one shot I was still numb for probably 2 hours. Oh well.

Still not a huge fan of British dentistry, but at least I didn't die. And the filling hasn't fallen out.***

*This angers me because I feel that I will have to shell out for another filling in about 8 months. Yes, it's way cheaper than in the US, but the way the NHS treatment plan works is that if multiple work needs to be done, they can only charge one price. There are pricing tiers, with things like crowns being at the top end and root canals in the middle, and fillings at the low end. If you need work done from two different tiers, they can only charge you the highest one, not both tiers. And if you need 1 filling or many fillings, they're all the same price as well. BUT, this only applies when all the work is recommended under the same treatment plan.
**As copied from Wikipedia: "A local anesthetic with vasoconstrictor is a combination drug of a local anesthetic in order to induce absence of pain in an area, given with a vasoconstrictor in order to increase the duration of local anesthesia by constricting the blood vessels, thereby safely concentrating the anesthetic agent for an extended duration, as well as reducing hemorrhage."
***Apparently this happened to my grandfather; many years ago (many many: he died in 1987) he had his tooth filled, went out to pay the receptionist, and as he was writing the check the filling fell out and landed on the counter. He didn't finish writing the check, for what would seem to be fairly obvious reasons.

Friday, June 1, 2012

2012 Reading List: May

MAY

23.  *Alas, Babylon, by Pat Frank
22.  Divorced, Desperate and Delicious, by Christie Craig (Divorced and Desperate Series?)
21.  The Walking Dead Volume 4: The Heart's Desire, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
20.  The Walking Dead Volume 3: Safety Behind Bars, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
19.  Assassin's Quest, by Robin Hobb (The Farseer Trilogy Book #3)
18.  The Walking Dead Volume 2: Miles Behind Us, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
17.  Futurama Adventures, by Matt Groening et. al. (compliation of five Futurama comic books)

APRIL

16.  The Walking Dead Volume 1: Days Gone Bye, by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore (graphic novel)
15.  Serenity: Better Days 1-3, by Joss Whedon, Brett Matthews, Will Conrad and Adam Hughes (comic book "mini series")
14.  The Saturday Big Tent Wedding Party, by Alexander McCall Smith (The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Series #12)
13.  Royal Assassin, by Robin Hobb (The Farseer Trilogy Book #2)
12.  The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe

MARCH

11.  Moon Over Soho, by Ben Aaronovitch (Peter Grant Series #2)
10.  Assassin's Apprentice, by Robin Hobb (The Farseer Trilogy Book #1)
9.  Obsidian Butterfly, by Laurell K. Hamilton (Anita Blake #9)

FEBRUARY

8.  Blue Moon, by Laurell K. Hamilton (Anita Blake #8)
7.  *Night Train to Memphis, by Elizabeth Peters (Vicky Bliss #5)
6.  *Trojan Gold, by Elizabeth Peters (Vicky Bliss #4)
5.  Burnt Offerings, by Laurell K. Hamilton (Anita Blake #7)

JANUARY

4.  The Crimson Petal and the White, by Michel Faber
3.  Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter, by A. E. Moorat (pen name of Andrew Holmes, it appears)
2.  *A Little Princess, by Frances Hodgson Burnett
1.  Heat Rises, by "Richard Castle" (Nikki Heat Series #3) (Best guess at ghostwriter: Tom Straw)