Monday, December 27, 2010

James Cameron is a Douche

or

An Open Letter to Director James Cameron

Dear James Cameron,

Your movies are long, preachy, and generally suck.  Titanic had an obviously predictable plot, because unless you were planning on changing history, the ship sinks.  And your script for Titanic made two talented actors (Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet) look like hacks.  My heart nearly didn't go on, but your movie did.  And on.  And on.  And on.

Avatar would have worked better as a cartoon, because that's what it looked like.  Sam Worthington--another talented actor--kept slipping in and out of his accent.  Was that intentional, or was he so bored he couldn't remember what he was supposed to sound like?  Plus, your script had horrible dialogue, the plant life on Pandora was unbelievable (it's unlikely bamboo and maples would live next to each other on any planet, but--to be fair--Lost also made this mistake), and the penis-hair-bond thing was just creepy.  I gave you 1 point for the unobtanium thing, but you immediately lost it on the sheer preachiness of your film.  I too care about the environment, have many issues with the health care situation in the US, and am not overly fond of large portions of capitalism, but I also believe in the subtleties and fine nuances of good storytelling.  You failed.  You ripped off from Lord of the Rings, Independence Day, The Matrix, Star Wars (specifically Return of the Jedi), Pocahontas, Delgo, Call Me Joe by Poul Anderson, and lord only knows what else.  I understand that many, many stories are at least partially derivative, but you are bordering on plagiarism in some cases.

Plus, your movies are too damn long.  Get over yourself.

Sincerely,
Katie

Saturday, December 4, 2010

RIP: Sports Edition

Though this is very belated, we lost two greats from the world of sports recently.  First, Paul the Octopus, best known for accurately "predicting" World Cup match winners, died on October 26th, 2010.  He was about two and a half years old.  Thankfully, he was not eaten by anyone.

Second, and much more unexpectedly, Dave Niehaus, the Voice of the Mariners, died from a heart attack  on November 10th, 2010.  He was 75, and had been with the Seattle Mariners since their inception in 1977.  The Seattle PI wrote this about him.  He will be truly missed, as a Mariner, and a fan of baseball.

2010 Reading List: November

55.  Phantom, by Terry Goodkind (Sword of Truth Series Book 10)
56.  Confessor, by Terry Goodkind (Sword of Truth Series Book 11)
57.  The Treasure of Alpheus Winterbourn*, by John Bellairs (An Anthony Monday mystery)
58.  The Lamp from the Warlock's Tomb*, by John Bellairs (An Anthony Monday mystery)

Agatha Christie
 1.  The Tuesday Club Murders (Miss Marple; a series of short stories--good intro to character)
 2.  The Labors of Hercules (Hercule Poirot; a series of short mysteries with an overarching theme)

Margaret Truman
 3.  Murder in the White House (Capital Crimes novel: no recurring characters, but sort of a "set")

Isaac Asimov
 4.  The Caves of Steel (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
 5.  The Naked Sun (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
16.  I, Robot

J. K. Rowling
 6.  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone* (Harry Potter Series Book 1)
 7.  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* (Harry Potter Series Book 2)
22.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* (Harry Potter Series Book 3)
32.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire* (Harry Potter Series Book 4)

Mary Francis Shura
 8.  Kate's Book* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)
 9.  Kate's House* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)

John Bellairs
10.  The Spell of the Sorcerer's Skull* (A Johnny Dixon mystery) I'm not sure if I've finished this one before, but I know I have started it in the past.
57.  The Treasure of Alpheus Winterbourn* (An Anthony Monday mystery)
58.  The Lamp from the Warlock's Tomb* (An Anthony Monday mystery)

Erle Stanley Gardner
11.  The Case of the Stuttering Bishop (A Perry Mason mystery)

Carl Hiaasen
12.  Flush

E.L. Konigsburg
13.  Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth William McKinley, and me, Elizabeth

Carol Ryrie Brink
14.  The Pink Motel*

Jeff Burk
15.  Shatner Quake (More of a novella.  Whatever it is, it defies description.)

James B. Garfield
17.  Follow My Leader*

Jean Fritz and Tom Clute
18.  Champion Dog Prince Tom*

Janet Evanovich
19.  Full House (Several characters appear again in other books)
20.  Smitten

Jonathan Stroud
21.  The Amulet of Samarkand (The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Book 1)

Dorthy Gilman
23.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Second Thief* (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)
52.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Hong Kong Buddha* (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)
53.  A Palm for Mrs. Pollifax* (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)

Robert Rankin
24.  Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Elizabeth Peters
25.  The Seventh Sinner* (Jacqueline Kirby novel)
26.  Borrower of the Night* (Vicky Bliss novel)
28.  Lord of the Silent* (Amelia Peabody novel)
39.  A River in the Sky (Ameila Peabody novel)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal* (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky* (Amelia Peabody novel)
48.  The Mummy Case* (Amelia Peabody novel)
50.  Lion in the Valley* (Amelia Peabody novel)

John Grogan
27.  Marley and Me

Terry Goodkind
29.  Soul of the Fire (Sword of Truth Series Book 5)
36.  Faith of the Fallen (Sword of Truth Series Book 6)
47.  The Pillars of Creation (Sword of Truth Series Book 7)
51.  Naked Empire (Sword of Truth Series Book 8)
54. Chainfire (Sword of Truth Series Book 9)
55.  Phantom (Sword of Truth Series Book 10)
56.  Confessor (Sword of Truth Series Book 11)
Terry Pratchett
30.  Strata (precursor to the Discworld novels)
46.  Unseen Academicals (A Discworld Novel)

Jan Siegel
31.  Prospero's Children (Fern Capel Trilogy Book 1)

Roald Dahl
33.  Matilda*

Nadifa Mohamed
34.  Black Mamba Boy

Alexander McCall Smith
35.  The Miracle at Speedy Motors (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 9)
38.  Tea Time for the Traditionally Built (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 10)
40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)

"Richard Castle"  (ghostwriter unknown; Rick Castle is Nathan Fillion's character on Castle.)
37.  Heat Wave

Christopher Moore
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends* (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck (Vampire Trilogy Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)

Sharyn McCrumb
49.  Zombies of the Gene Pool (sequel? to Bimbos of the Death Sun)

Friday, November 26, 2010

Trapped in a Flying Tube

First, to answer Claudia's question, the reason why our trip was so convoluted was because I wanted to fly Air New Zealand (because they're totally awesome, that's why!), and they only fly into Heathrow and LAX.  Hence why we had to get to Heathrow, and from LAX.  And because we don't have a car (or friends) to get to the train station, we had to take a bus, and because Huddersfield doesn't have direct trains to King's Cross, we had to change at Leeds.  And though Heathrow has a tube station (3, actually), it doesn't have a train station (enh, the tube is the same basic thing).  On the US side, you can get direct flights between Eugene and LAX, but I hate those airlines, and most flights make you go to Portland or Seattle first anyway, so we took Southwest (who is also totally awesome) to PDX and begged Mom and Dad to pick us up--and stop at a German restaurant that Adam (and I) really love on the way down.

As for the actual travelling, it was fine.  Boring and long, but fine.  Loads of legroom on the Air New Zealand flight, seats that reclined way back, and better still, we were in the very back row on the side, so only two seats--window and aisle--for us, and no one behind us, which was glorious.  The food was better than it was when I flew out, and the wine was, too (free).  The only problems we had was a slow check-in process, which wasn't that big of a deal other than people in line were whining about it, and we did leave nearly two hours late.  However, we landed only 40 minutes late.  The problem after that was basically Adam's and mine, though I won't take full blame.  Essentially, we waited in the wrong line for nearly an hour.  It turned out that, since we were the last people off the plane, we got into the "continuing on to Auckland" line, and the woman checking our boarding passes apparently didn't notice.  The flip side though is that we got to go right to the front of the appropriate Immigration line.  And since we were sleeping in LA that night (hotel, NOT airport because I am not crazy, even though Adam is and we once did sleep in Stansted airport), not much was lost other than sleep.

Adam was very well behaved on the flight.  I slept through the majority of two of the movies I put on (Salt and The Last Airbender), but we both watched Despicable Me and loved it.  Very cute.  I felt bad, though, because after he fell asleep, they posted a message that someone had lost a ring in the loos, so I wanted to make sure it wasn't his wedding band.  It wasn't, hence why he was mad at me for waking him  :(

The trip has been so fast and so short, so I'm hoping we can find a way to make it longer next year.  No notion if that will happen, or if we'll meet up with Mom and Dad in Napa (they went at the end of October and loved it).  Still, we can hope, right?

Adam's reading over my shoulder, and that's starting to creep me out slightly, so I shall wrap up.  And now he's mocking me (and wants me to go up to the top).

Monday, November 15, 2010

Travelling Tomorrow

Sonata should be taking hold shortly, so this shall be short--if I stay awake too long, I start hallucinating, which is both disconcerting and awesome.  Up at the ass-crack to catch a bus to catch a train to catch a second train to catch a third train in the form of the Tube to catch a plane to catch a shuttle to the hotel to sleep to catch a shuttle back to LAX to catch a plane that stops in Oakland on the way to PDX to hitch a ride down to Eugene with my folks (thanks guys!).  Whew!

My new laptop has arrived at my folks' house, so as soon as I get that set up and functional (Friday at the latest, I hope; if I'm doing really well I might try to take care of it on Wednesday) I'll blog about the 11 hours and 40 minutes of flying with Adam from Heathrow to LA.  It should be...interesting.  Thank the gods that I love him...

Belated happy birthdays (sorry gals!) to Heather and Sarah.  And Al.  And probably a load of others as well.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Obligatory Posting #2

So once again, it's been quite a while.  I apologize, but since I just spend about 15 seconds searching for the hash/pound key (#) on Adam's laptop, that's my excuse.  Yes, ladies and gents, British keyboards are different from US ones, and even after about 2 months of using Adam's computer daily, I still can't find stuff.  But soon, my dears, soon, I shall have a computer of my own again.  I'll be ordering a new MacBook Pro, to be delivered to my folks shortly before Adam and I arrive there.  Which happens in just under 2 weeks.  Yay!!  Most excited.  Lots of tasty food, a better bed, and a puppy who (hopefully still) loves me.  However, I fear Adam may be right; after Faith sees me, she'll look behind me and see Adam, and then look behind Adam in the hopes that she'll see Mark, whom she loves because he played with her several times each day when he went out for a smoke.

Beyond that, I'm sick.  I have the plague.  I'm blaming one of our regulars at work, who had a cold last week.  Carmel wanted to know what we were doing.  Hell, for that matter, I'd like to know what we were doing.   I'm coughing up chunks (yeah, it's more unpleasant for me than the image is for you). The cold nicely matches all the other physical crap that's been going on for the last few weeks (strained groin muscles, leading to a pregnancy scare, which, if I decide to write about it, is it's own whole post and strained intercostal muscles, which led to a prescription of nice high-powered drugs).

The good news, though, is that Karen is back at work.  She came back last Friday, and is working her regular schedule this week.  It's really great to have her back.  She's doing as well as can be expected, which is good, but it still makes me sad; she told me that she cries her eyes out each night before she goes to bed.  It's only natural, but it's heart-wrenching.  Even so, she's coping pretty well at work.  And it's really nice to have her and her sense of humour back with us.

Lastly, I'm envious of Mom and Dad.  They abandoned the puppy--to be left at home, in the care of an apparently very nice British woman who's house/dog sitting--and headed off to Napa Valley for a week.  They're staying in the same B&B that Adam and I stayed in for our honeymoon, and are actually staying in what was supposed to be our honeymoon room (we were upgraded because there were "plumbing problems").  Monday they went to Conn Creek and blended their own wine--as Adam and I recommended, because it's the most awesome experience ever--and last night were supposed to go to La Toque, where Adam and I also ate, and was also fabulously delicious.  I am most envious, and both Adam and I want to go back to Napa (actually, we've decided we want to move there, but that's down the road).

I'm tired of writing, so I will abandon you all for now.  Again.

Monday, November 1, 2010

2010 Reading List: October

50.  Lion in the Valley*, by Elizabeth Peters (Amelia Peabody novel)
51.  Naked Empire, by Terry Goodkind (Sword of Truth Series Book 8)
52.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Hong Kong Buddha*, by Dorothy Gilman (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)
53.  A Palm for Mrs. Pollifax*, by Dorothy Gilman (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)
54. Chainfire, by Terry Goodkind (Sword of Truth Series Book 9)

Agatha Christie
 1.  The Tuesday Club Murders (Miss Marple; a series of short stories--good intro to character)
 2.  The Labors of Hercules (Hercule Poirot; a series of short mysteries with an overarching theme)

Margaret Truman
 3.  Murder in the White House (Capital Crimes novel: no recurring characters, but sort of a "set")

Isaac Asimov
 4.  The Caves of Steel (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
 5.  The Naked Sun (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
16.  I, Robot

J. K. Rowling
 6.  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone* (Harry Potter Series Book 1)
 7.  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* (Harry Potter Series Book 2)
22.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* (Harry Potter Series Book 3)
32.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire* (Harry Potter Series Book 4)

Mary Francis Shura
 8.  Kate's Book* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)
 9.  Kate's House* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)

John Bellairs
10.  The Spell of the Sorcerer's Skull* (A Johnny Dixon mystery) I'm not sure if I've finished this one before, but I know I have started it in the past.

Erle Stanley Gardner
11.  The Case of the Stuttering Bishop (A Perry Mason mystery)

Carl Hiaasen
12.  Flush

E.L. Konigsburg
13.  Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth William McKinley, and me, Elizabeth

Carol Ryrie Brink
14.  The Pink Motel*

Jeff Burk
15.  Shatner Quake (More of a novella.  Whatever it is, it defies description.)

James B. Garfield
17.  Follow My Leader*

Jean Fritz and Tom Clute
18.  Champion Dog Prince Tom*

Janet Evanovich
19.  Full House (Several characters appear again in other books)
20.  Smitten

Jonathan Stroud
21.  The Amulet of Samarkand (The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Book 1)

Dorthy Gilman
23.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Second Thief* (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)
52.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Hong Kong Buddha* (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)
53.  A Palm for Mrs. Pollifax* (Mrs. Pollifax Novel)

Robert Rankin
24.  Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Elizabeth Peters
25.  The Seventh Sinner* (Jacqueline Kirby novel)
26.  Borrower of the Night* (Vicky Bliss novel)
28.  Lord of the Silent* (Amelia Peabody novel)
39.  A River in the Sky (Ameila Peabody novel)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal* (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky* (Amelia Peabody novel)
48.  The Mummy Case* (Amelia Peabody novel)
50.  Lion in the Valley* (Amelia Peabody novel)

John Grogan
27.  Marley and Me

Terry Goodkind
29.  Soul of the Fire (Sword of Truth Series Book 5)
36.  Faith of the Fallen (Sword of Truth Series Book 6)
47.  The Pillars of Creation (Sword of Truth Series Book 7)
51.  Naked Empire (Sword of Truth Series Book 8)
54. Chainfire (Sword of Truth Series Book 9)

Terry Pratchett
30.  Strata (precursor to the Discworld novels)
46.  Unseen Academicals (A Discworld Novel)

Jan Siegel
31.  Prospero's Children (Fern Capel Trilogy Book 1)

Roald Dahl
33.  Matilda*

Nadifa Mohamed
34.  Black Mamba Boy

Alexander McCall Smith
35.  The Miracle at Speedy Motors (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 9)
38.  Tea Time for the Traditionally Built (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 10)
40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)

"Richard Castle"  (ghostwriter unknown; Rick Castle is Nathan Fillion's character on Castle.)
37.  Heat Wave

Christopher Moore
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends* (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck (Vampire Trilogy Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)

Sharyn McCrumb
49.  Zombies of the Gene Pool (sequel? to Bimbos of the Death Sun)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Obligatory Posting

Though I don't post as often as some would like, not having my own computer certainly lessens it.  Since I had to login anyway to add to my reading list, I figured I'd do my blogger duty and actually write and post something else.  So here goes random thoughts and updates.

1.  I think I am in love with Adam Baldwin.  He is the greatest Baldwin brother of all, perhaps because he isn't a Baldwin brother at all (no relation to those idiots).   You may know him from such shows as Chuck (John Casey), Serenity/Firefly (Jayne), and Independence Day (Major Mitchell).  He's also been in about a gazillion other things, and he seems to rock every role he's in.  I dearly love him.  My Adam is less pleased about that.

2.  Carmel is back from her holiday tomorrow.  It should be...interesting.  She told/warned me that she's a royal bitch when she gets back from Crete because she loves it there and never wants to leave.  I told her she could be a bitch until Monday, when I wouldn't put up with it anymore.  I've had no word from or about Karen.  I hope she's doing as well as she can be.  Sarah was nice and very helpful/hardworking.

3.  The trafficking of girls is a horrible, grim thing.  I encourage awareness of this worldwide phenomenon (yes, it's all over the States and UK as well, and includes domestic girls from both countries, and well as foreign nationals/illegal immigrants), but would not suggest immersing yourself in the topic as full as I have done over the last week or so.  Girl Museum research, FYI.  Also, Girl Museum has a new exhibition that I forgot to mention earlier: Hina Matsuri: Celebrating Girls' Day in Japan.  Go check it out!!

4.  Beer Festival this weekend.  Two, as a matter of fact, but Adam and I are skipping the one here in Huddersfield (it was only "enh" last year, even with Matthew the freakishly bearded with us) and heading down to Nottingham to what looks like will a totally awesome, rocking, drunken good time.  They have over 700 real ales and ciders/perries down there, and it's in the Castle grounds, behind Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem (the oldest pub in England, and it has good food and damn fine beer itself).  Plus Matthew (of the freakish beard--he grew it at some point in the like 3 years we hadn't seen him before last year.  Mountain man meets Wandering Jew) and his awesome woman Ami will be meeting us there, as well as Claire and her Matt.  Claire, Matthew, and Adam all were in the physics department at Leicester, and Matthew is one of our favorite drinking buddies (Gareth is another, but he sucks and won't come visit), and Claire is just a blast.  Plus, both of their partners are fun, smart, people, so it should be a good time.  No word on Ms. Claudia's attendance at this point, but she may also make a part of the drunken festivities.  Sadly, we're heading down early on Saturday, and back on Sunday, so we'll probably be tired for a good chunk of Saturday, and, shall we say, delicate?, on Sunday.  Still, the things we endure to experience good beer!

5.  Brewing.  We bottled our fourth batch weekend before last (I think).  Very dark, chocolaty.  First proper tasting should happen this weekend, but it won't be truly ready for consumption for a couple more (or longer) weeks.  Tony is taking me to pick up ingredients for our next batch and the one after it tomorrow.  My recipe is the next one to go into the fermenter; I'm hoping to make a sweetish, darker ale with a smoky aroma and flavor.  We'll see how it turns out.  The batch after that has already been named: The Bastard Brew.  It will be made from all our leftover grains, bulked out with some basic malt, and some random hops that Adam decided on.  My batch will probably hit the fermenter weekend after the beer festival, and we'll bottle it right before we fly out to the States for Thanksgiving.  The Bastard Brew will, if Adam gets his way (and we have time), be made between our returning in the beginning of December and the New Year.

I'm going to lay down and read for a while.  There is probably more to say, but I feel I've covered at least my basic blogging obligation at this point.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

2010 Reading List: September

46.  Unseen Academicals, by Terry Pratchett (A Discworld Novel, the most recent one, in point of fact)
47.  The Pillars of Creation, by Terry Goodkind (Sword of Truth Series Book 7)
48.  The Mummy Case*, by Elizabeth Peters (Amelia Peabody novel)
49.  Zombies of the Gene Pool, by Sharyn McCrumb (sequel? to Bimbos of the Death Sun)


Agatha Christie
 1.  The Tuesday Club Murders (Miss Marple; a series of short stories--good intro to character)
 2.  The Labors of Hercules (Hercule Poirot; a series of short mysteries with an overarching theme)

Margaret Truman
 3.  Murder in the White House (Capital Crimes novel: no recurring characters, but sort of a "set")

Isaac Asimov
 4.  The Caves of Steel (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
 5.  The Naked Sun (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
16.  I, Robot

J. K. Rowling
 6.  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone* (Harry Potter Series Book 1)
 7.  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* (Harry Potter Series Book 2)
22.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* (Harry Potter Series Book 3)
32.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire* (Harry Potter Series Book 4)

Mary Francis Shura
 8.  Kate's Book* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)
 9.  Kate's House* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)

John Bellairs
10.  The Spell of the Sorcerer's Skull* (A Johnny Dixon mystery) I'm not sure if I've finished this one before, but I know I have started it in the past.

Erle Stanley Gardner
11.  The Case of the Stuttering Bishop (A Perry Mason mystery)

Carl Hiaasen
12.  Flush

E.L. Konigsburg
13.  Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth William McKinley, and me, Elizabeth

Carol Ryrie Brink
14.  The Pink Motel*

Jeff Burk
15.  Shatner Quake (More of a novella.  Whatever it is, it defies description.)

James B. Garfield
17.  Follow My Leader*

Jean Fritz and Tom Clute
18.  Champion Dog Prince Tom*

Janet Evanovich
19.  Full House (Several characters appear again in other books)
20.  Smitten

Jonathan Stroud
21.  The Amulet of Samarkand (The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Book 1)

Dorthy Gilman
23.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Second Thief* (Mrs. Pollifax novel)

Robert Rankin
24.  Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Elizabeth Peters
25.  The Seventh Sinner* (Jacqueline Kirby novel)
26.  Borrower of the Night* (Vicky Bliss novel)
28.  Lord of the Silent* (Amelia Peabody novel)
39.  A River in the Sky (Ameila Peabody novel)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal* (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky* (Amelia Peabody novel)
48.  The Mummy Case* (Amelia Peabody novel)

John Grogan
27.  Marley and Me

Terry Goodkind
29.  Soul of the Fire (Sword of Truth Series Book 5)
36.  Faith of the Fallen (Sword of Truth Series Book 6)
47.  The Pillars of Creation (Sword of Truth Series Book 7)

Terry Pratchett
30.  Strata (precursor to the Discworld novels)
46.  Unseen Academicals (A Discworld Novel)

Jan Siegel
31.  Prospero's Children (Fern Capel Trilogy Book 1)

Roald Dahl
33.  Matilda*

Nadifa Mohamed
34.  Black Mamba Boy

Alexander McCall Smith
35.  The Miracle at Speedy Motors (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 9)
38.  Tea Time for the Traditionally Built (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 10)
40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)

"Richard Castle"  (ghostwriter unknown; Rick Castle is Nathan Fillion's character on Castle.)
37.  Heat Wave

Christopher Moore
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends* (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck (Vampire Trilogy Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)

Sharyn McCrumb
49.  Zombies of the Gene Pool (sequel? to Bimbos of the Death Sun)

Thursday, September 30, 2010

RIP Tony Curtis

Thoughts and prayers go out to Jamie Lee Curtis, who lost her father, the great Tony Curtis.  The best ways to honor his memory?  Watch two great films, both starring Jack Lemmon as well.  Some Like it Hot and The Great Race are both funny and sweet, and show off the comedic chops of Tony Curtis beautifully.

No IMDb links; they've changed their website and I hate it.  What was once the greatest site on the internet has slowly degenerated into a pile of monkey feces.  Too many ads that jump around and too much futzing around with the things that worked.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Catastrophe, Catastrophe

Of many sorts.  Here's the short version (seriously, I'm going to abridge it dramatically), and why I really haven't posted in a bit.

Work: I've been working many hours and many days.  Illness and injuries have abounded, as have holidays.  Most recently, my coworker's husband died (the funeral was today, as a matter of fact).  Karen was on holiday for a week, but instead of heading out of town as planned, her husband had surgery the Monday they were to leave.  She kept the week off, since a week of not being at work is better than a week of being at work.  Sadly though, about 6 days after his surgery, he died; he had had a heart attack (which I presume was brought on by complications from the surgery, but obviously I'm neither a doctor nor the coroner).  Stuart was only 53.  So Karen was out two weeks ago for holiday, last week, this week, and what we presume will be at least two more weeks.  Poor Karen is not doing well, which is unsurprising, but still quite sad.  Additionally, Carmel is going on holiday starting Monday.  That leaves me as the only shop staff for our shop for the next 2.5 weeks.  That means 6 days of work a week for me.  I will be sent help, at least.  But the next person who tells me to think of the money will get a foot in the ass.  I have thought of the money, and it ain't enough.
Computer: To make matters worse, my laptop (Geoff), had a catastrophic failure on Sunday.  I know what caused it, but I don't know why.  For those keeping score, this is the second time in 15 months that I've forced a shut down on Geoff (ie. holding down the power button until it shuts off, something you only do when you have no other options), and the second time in 15 months that it has caused a massive hardware failure.  Last year, it physically broke my hard drive.  Not a "oh, you somehow corrupted the data on the drive" failure, but a "the spindle broke and if you want the data, send it to a data recovery company with a clean room, and pay them about $1500 for it."  This time I'm not getting the "sad Mac" face or folder with a question mark (which means it can't find the boot disc, probably because you corrupted or broke it).  I'm getting nothing but a gray screen (so the monitor isn't toast).  That implies to me that either the logic board is fried, or the processor blew.  If it's the logic board, I'll get a new computer, because replacing it is half the cost of the computer (and they probably replaced my hard drive last year with another faulty one anyway), and I'm betting the same will go for the processor.  If I'm lucky and it's the hard drive though (heh, "luck"), I'll buy one myself and replace it myself.  And I'll get a solid state drive this time, because when there are no moving parts, they cannot break.  Note: I'm not saying solid state drives can't be trashed, just that there are no moving parts to them, meaning spindles cannot break, thereby screwing you out of 9 months of data (how long I'd had the computer before the drive broke.  I now have a nice 1 terabyte external drive on which everything is backed up.  Sadly, Adam's computer cannot access it, stranding me without my videos and music).

So yes.  This is why I haven't posted much.  I've been working loads, not wanting to talk about work for a variety of reasons, and now I'm computerless.  Or to be accurate, using Adam's windows desktop.  And if I end up buying *another* friggin' new computer, it won't be until we're in Oregon in November, so this state of being could last a while.  Plus, Adam's not thrilled, because, despite his complaints about how and when I use my laptop, he also likes it and uses it.  Mine is on whenever I'm home, so it's always easy and quick to look something up, whereas he doesn't like leaving the desktop on, and it's not portable, so it's not as handy to look up porn stuff on IMDb.

Oh well.  I might be getting a MacBook Pro this time (MacBooks don't come with solid state drives, only the Pros do).  I fear I may also waste $300 on an extended warranty, which I hate doing, but it's shown me this time that I need to.

Righto.  I must make tea (supper for those who don't hear it called tea all the time) for tomorrow.  Butternut squash stuffed with lardon, onions, mushrooms, and apples.  And probably some cheddar, since we don't have cream cheese.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Senate Legislation

I know that a lot of my US friends support local, organic, sustainable farms.  I certainly do whenever I'm in the states and my folks still do.  Fairly soon, S. 510: FDA Food Safety Modernization Act will come for a vote before the Senate.  This bill is designed to prevent and contain outbreaks from farms.  The problem is that the paperwork and bureaucracy involved (and some generally inane portions that are just moronic) will destroy small farms: they won't be able to handle the costs or laws.  And generally speaking, people don't get e. coli or salmonella from a local 50 acre farm.  They get it from a 10,000 acre farm that's destroyed the earth and such (no, I'm not biased).

Senator Jon Tester of Montana has created an amendment for S. 510, that will provide some exemptions for small farms, allowing them to both stay in business and still provide safe and healthy produce and meat.  Please, contact both your senators and ask them to support Senator Tester's amendment to S. 510.  The easiest way to contact the senators is to go to their official Senate website and use the "Contact" form.  If you don't know who your Senator is, well, I'm not going to help you there, but the website is [senatorlastname].senate.gov.  If you're an Oregonian, those will be wyden.senate.gov and merkley.senate.gov.

For more information on the bill and amendments you can visit S. 510 text: 

Senator Tester’s Amendment:

Farmer-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund Opinion: 

Additionally, here's a more generic version of what I wrote to Oregon Senators Wyden and Merkley.  I'm more than happy for people to copy/paste this and send it to their Senators.  If you're extra enthusiastic, mention some of your local farms by name (I did).  Also, mention your specific local, fragile economy (in all seriousness, this would probably destroy Oregon).  I did all the hard work, so please, copy this and send it along to your Senators.


Currently awaiting a Senate vote  is S. 510: FDA Food Safety Modernization Act.  S. 510 is a one-size-fits-all bill, provided the "all" is massive, commercial farming.  Small farms, particularly those who sell directly to the consumers, will get royally screwed by this bill.  
I'm sure you're well aware of the number of small, farms that exist in the US.  I'm passionate customer of many of these farms farms that sell directly to customers, whether from a farm shop, a booth at a local market, or through weekly "Farm Box" services sold to and directly delivered to members.  These farms are dedicated to sustainable, safe practices already.  Though I believe in oversight and monitoring of safe practices, lest people get lazy, generally these farms are too small to be able to adhere to methods outlined in S. 510, and would most likely go out of business, which would not only deprive consumers of local, generally organic and sustainable produce, but it would also destroy the livelihood of the farmers and potentially be catastrophic to already fragile local economies.
Senator Tester has an amendment to S. 510, which would grant exceptions to these small farms, allowing them to stay in business, while still allowing for stronger food safety practices.  Please support his amendment to S. 510, for not all farms are the same size.
Thank you, and your staff, for all your hard work and time.  There are those of us who truly appreciate your efforts and energy.
Yours,

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

2010 Reading List: August

Well, with the advent of August, I've now read 27 books that I have not read before.  Go me!  I've not quite made it to 52 books total for the year, but I'm getting close.

40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club, by Alexander McCall Smith (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal*, by Elizabeth Peters (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky*, by Elizabeth Peters (Amelia Peabody novel)
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends*, by Christopher Moore (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck, by Christopher Moore (Vampire Trilogy, Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story, by Christopher Moore (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)


Agatha Christie
 1.  The Tuesday Club Murders (Miss Marple; a series of short stories--good intro to character)
 2.  The Labors of Hercules (Hercule Poirot; a series of short mysteries with an overarching theme)

Margaret Truman
 3.  Murder in the White House (Capital Crimes novel: no recurring characters, but sort of a "set")

Isaac Asimov
 4.  The Caves of Steel (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
 5.  The Naked Sun (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
16.  I, Robot

J. K. Rowling
 6.  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone* (Harry Potter Series Book 1)
 7.  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* (Harry Potter Series Book 2)
22.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* (Harry Potter Series Book 3)
32.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire* (Harry Potter Series Book 4)

Mary Francis Shura
 8.  Kate's Book* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)
 9.  Kate's House* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)

John Bellairs
10.  The Spell of the Sorcerer's Skull* (A Johnny Dixon mystery) I'm not sure if I've finished this one before, but I know I have started it in the past.

Erle Stanley Gardner
11.  The Case of the Stuttering Bishop (A Perry Mason mystery)

Carl Hiaasen
12.  Flush

E.L. Konigsburg
13.  Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth William McKinley, and me, Elizabeth

Carol Ryrie Brink
14.  The Pink Motel*

Jeff Burk
15.  Shatner Quake (More of a novella.  Whatever it is, it defies description.)

James B. Garfield
17.  Follow My Leader*

Jean Fritz and Tom Clute
18.  Champion Dog Prince Tom*

Janet Evanovich
19.  Full House (Several characters appear again in other books)
20.  Smitten

Jonathan Stroud
21.  The Amulet of Samarkand (The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Book 1)

Dorthy Gilman
23.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Second Thief* (Mrs. Pollifax novel)

Robert Rankin
24.  Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Elizabeth Peters
25.  The Seventh Sinner* (Jacqueline Kirby novel)
26.  Borrower of the Night* (Vicky Bliss novel)
28.  Lord of the Silent* (Amelia Peabody novel)
39.  A River in the Sky (Ameila Peabody novel)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal* (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky* (Amelia Peabody novel)

John Grogan
27.  Marley and Me

Terry Goodkind
29.  Soul of the Fire (Sword of Truth Series Book 5)
36.  Faith of the Fallen (Sword of Truth Series Book 6)

Terry Pratchett
30.  Strata (precursor to the Discworld novels)

Jan Siegel
31.  Prospero's Children (Fern Capel Trilogy Book 1)

Roald Dahl
33.  Matilda*

Nadifa Mohamed
34.  Black Mamba Boy

Alexander McCall Smith
35.  The Miracle at Speedy Motors (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 9)
38.  Tea Time for the Traditionally Built (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 10)
40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)

"Richard Castle"  (ghostwriter unknown; Rick Castle is Nathan Fillion's character on Castle.)
37.  Heat Wave

Christopher Moore
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends* (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck (Vampire Trilogy Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)