So in another sign that the universe is out to get me (it's not paranoia when it's true), I got offered a job today. But I'm moving in a month or so now, which means I can't in good faith take the job (and the guy who offered it to me is really cool, so I won't lie to him). Were the job guaranteed full-time and enough money to support two people, I probably would have taken it, and presented Adam with a fait accompli, but the current offer wasn't enough.
As for the job, it would have been working in the fry kitchen (ie making fish and chips) of a fishmonger's. I'm sure there are a lot of people saying "ew! gross!" but it's a great organization, and the pay isn't bad. Also, the people are really great there. There's also the additional possibility that the owner would eventually move me over to the retail side. When he interviewed me back over the summer, he told me that he wanted to hire me to work with the cheese (yay!) but there just wasn't the business right then. Which sucked for him (and me, obviously), because he generally has a policy of hiring good people when he gets the chance so they don't slip away.
All that said though, the good news is that he remembered me when another position opened up, and also asked me to check back in when I get back in the summer.
And in short, the reason why irony strikes again is because I got offered a job working in the cattery at Greenhill Humane Society last year. They called literally 2 days after I accepted the internship down in Death Valley. Unsurprisingly, they didn't want me buggering off for 5 weeks. That also wouldn't have offered enough money to support the two of us, but I was interested. Ultimately, that turned out for the best though, as I discovered soon after I'm rather allergic to cats. Not so cool, working all day with cats when you scratch yourself into hives.