Thursday, August 1, 2013

Rampant Speculation

So there's a fire basically down the street from us. I went out to gawk because it looked like it could have been a) close enough to make me want to start packing up the important items (which is everything, but you know) or b) it could have been the bakery.

Thankfully, it's neither--so far--but the location is quite interesting. Unless you're local, you probably don't know that Aldi (a third rate "supermarket") is trying to get a site here in Slaithwaite. Unfortunately for them, EVERYONE in the village is opposed to it. And I do mean everyone. I haven't spoken to a single person who wants it or thinks it'll be good for the village (the money it brings in won't stay local, unlike the local shops, which will potentially face closing). Perhaps if it were a Sainsbury's, which actually stocks quality stuff, people wouldn't be so opposed to the notion, but Aldis are not unlike a large Quik-E-Mart in all ways except the slushie machine. Unfortunately, no one in the village knows how Kirklees (our local council) will respond, though we're all hoping that they'll listen to those of us who have to live with it. We have raised some compelling concerns beyond "Aldi sucks."*

Anyway, all that to say that the site Aldi has asked for planning permission is currently burning down. They were going to have to demolish half the stuff on the site anyway, but some of the site has listed buildings and the like, so it was all very confusing.

But now it's burning. And I have to wonder if a) it's arson and b) if it is, was it started by ai) the developer or bi) someone opposed to to the development.

In other news, I like listing lists within lists. List list list.

So yes, very interesting. I don't know if this will help or hurt either side, though I imagine it will at least slow down the planning permission application process. However, if it's approved, it will speed up the building.

The only thing I do know is that neither Adam nor I started the fire. How do I know this? Because it's blazing like a mofo, and neither of us can build fires worth shit.** When I went out to check about 40 minutes ago, it didn't look like the firefighters were even approaching it, and at least one entire building was engulfed. So it's definitely big. I'll go back out in a bit, and I'll post more if I find out more, but at the moment, I'm betting arson. By, who, though, that's the question.

*We've raised that, too, but were told that it wasn't a valid argument.
**This could be a problem should the apocolypse come.

2013 Reading List: July

JULY

38. Billy the Kid and the Vampyres of Vegas: A Lost Story from the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, by Michael Scott (ebook short tied to The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
37. The Death of Joan of Arc: A Lost Story from the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, by Michael Scott (ebook short tied to The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
36. *The Other Side of Dawn, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #7)
35. *The Night is for Hunting, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #6)
34. *Burning for Revenge, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #5)
33. * Darkness be My Friend, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #4)
32. *A Killing Frost, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #3)
31. *The Dead of Night, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #2)
30. *Tomorrow, When the War Began, by John Marsden (The Tomorrow Series #1. This is the first thing I've reread anything this year, apparently. Cool)
29. The Whale Road, by Robert Low (for reading group)

JUNE

28. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, by Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters
27. UnEnchanted, by Chandra Hahn (An Unfortunate Fairy Tale, Book 1)
26. Amethyst, by Heather Bowhay (Book One of the Guardian Series)
25. The Morville Hours, by Katherine Swift (for reading group. I may have disliked #16, but at least it had a plot. This just rambled on about nothing interesting, and while the writing itself was ok, the construction of the–I don't know, it didn't have a plot, or even really a reason for existance–whatever was chain-of-consciousness. It was dull.)
24. Death Comes to Pemberley, by P.D. James

MAY

23. The Age of Zeus, by James Lovegood (Book 2 of The Pantheon Trilogy)
22. The Saddlebag, by Bahiyyih Nakhjavani (for reading group)

APRIL

21. The CIA Lockpicking Manual, by the Central Intelligence Agency (not like it'll help, though at least I better understand the theory. The only locks I can successfully pick are TSA approved luggage locks. Real secure.)
20. 2BR02B, by Kurt Vonnegut (a very, very short story)
19. The Warlock, by Michael Scott (Book 5 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
18. The Hippo with Toothache, edited by Lucy H. Spelman and Ted Y. Mashima (originally published in the US as The Rhino with Glue-on Shoes. I think it's fairly obvious why I checked this one out from the library. It's a bunch of zoo and wild-animal vet stories.)
17. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, by F. Scott Fitzgerald (I thought #16 might be a ripoff or variant of this. It isn't really, other than the reverse aging thing.)
16. I haven't Dreamed of Flying for a While, by Taichi Yamada (for reading group. This is one of the most self-important, boring books I've ever read.)

MARCH

15. The Necromancer, by Michael Scott (Book 4 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
14. The Sorceress, by Michael Scott (Book 3 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
13. The Magician, by Michael Scott (Book 2 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
12. Plugged, by Eoin Colfer
11. The Ring of Solomon, by Jonathan Stroud (A "prequel" featuring Bartimaeus from The Bartimaeus Trilogy)

FEBRUARY

10. Weight, by Jeanette Winterson (for reading group. The parts where she wasn't naval gazing were ok. The parts where she was, well, yeah...)
9. The Lady of the Rivers, by Philippa Gregory (Book 3 of The Cousins War)
8. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, by Rebecca Skloot

JANUARY

7. The Walking Dead Volume 8: Made to Suffer, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
6. The Walking Dead Volume 7: The Calm Before, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
5. Love in the Afternoon, by Alison Packard
4. The Owl Killers, by Karen Maitland (for reading group)
3. The Bromeliad, by Terry Pratchett (actually a compilation of three of his books: Truckers, Diggers, and Wings)
2. Smitten, by Janet Evanovich
1. Witness, by Cath Staincliffe (for reading group)

Monday, July 1, 2013

2013 Reading List: June

JUNE

28. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, by Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters
27. UnEnchanted, by Chandra Hahn (An Unfortunate Fairy Tale, Book 1)
26. Amethyst, by Heather Bowhay (Book One of the Guardian Series)
25. The Morville Hours, by Katherine Swift (for reading group. I may have disliked #16, but at least it had a plot. This just rambled on about nothing interesting, and while the writing itself was ok, the construction of the–I don't know, it didn't have a plot, or even really a reason for existance–whatever was chain-of-consciousness. It was dull.)
24. Death Comes to Pemberley, by P.D. James

MAY

23. The Age of Zeus, by James Lovegood (Book 2 of The Pantheon Trilogy)
22. The Saddlebag, by Bahiyyih Nakhjavani (for reading group)

APRIL

21. The CIA Lockpicking Manual, by the Central Intelligence Agency (not like it'll help, though at least I better understand the theory. The only locks I can successfully pick are TSA approved luggage locks. Real secure.)
20. 2BR02B, by Kurt Vonnegut (a very, very short story)
19. The Warlock, by Michael Scott (Book 5 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
18. The Hippo with Toothache, edited by Lucy H. Spelman and Ted Y. Mashima (originally published in the US as The Rhino with Glue-on Shoes. I think it's fairly obvious why I checked this one out from the library. It's a bunch of zoo and wild-animal vet stories.)
17. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, by F. Scott Fitzgerald (I thought #16 might be a ripoff or variant of this. It isn't really, other than the reverse aging thing.)
16. I haven't Dreamed of Flying for a While, by Taichi Yamada (for reading group. This is one of the most self-important, boring books I've ever read.)

MARCH

15. The Necromancer, by Michael Scott (Book 4 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
14. The Sorceress, by Michael Scott (Book 3 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
13. The Magician, by Michael Scott (Book 2 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
12. Plugged, by Eoin Colfer
11. The Ring of Solomon, by Jonathan Stroud (A "prequel" featuring Bartimaeus from The Bartimaeus Trilogy)

FEBRUARY

10. Weight, by Jeanette Winterson (for reading group. The parts where she wasn't naval gazing were ok. The parts where she was, well, yeah...)
9. The Lady of the Rivers, by Philippa Gregory (Book 3 of The Cousins War)
8. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, by Rebecca Skloot

JANUARY

7. The Walking Dead Volume 8: Made to Suffer, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
6. The Walking Dead Volume 7: The Calm Before, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
5. Love in the Afternoon, by Alison Packard
4. The Owl Killers, by Karen Maitland (for reading group)
3. The Bromeliad, by Terry Pratchett (actually a compilation of three of his books: Truckers, Diggers, and Wings)
2. Smitten, by Janet Evanovich
1. Witness, by Cath Staincliffe (for reading group)

Friday, June 28, 2013

Oops

Wow, it's been a month already. How time flies when you're buying plane tickets for holidays, applying and interviewing for three jobs (and not getting any of them), covering for co-workers holidays, brewing, and picking scales off of our poor beleagured ficus plant.

It's actually not been very exciting around here, but it does seem like I've constantly been going. Every time I think I might get a day when I can sit on my butt, something comes up. And it's fine; I have a lot more free time than a lot of people, but on the other hand, I spend a lot of time doing things for Girl Museum, and I'm (mentally, at the moment) preparing a proposal for something I want to do with/for the bakery. Since it wouldn't cost them anything–at least initially, and possibly ever–I don't think there's a downside to it, but I might as well approach it properly.

And Lucy, our ficus, has been dropping leaves left and right, and looking generally droopy. Plus, she's been getting covered in sticky stuff on her leaves. No aphids, though. So I did some research and it turns out she has scales. Scales are nasty little buggers, and nearly impossible to get rid of. She's seeming to do better now, though, since I've picked off about 200 of the buggers over the last week, and sprayed her a few times with dishsoap and vodka (ask the internet; I just do what it tells me). I still find them every time I look her over, but I find fewer and fewer each time, and it's harder to spot them now, so I think I'm starting to get a grip on them, and she might survive yet. It makes me sad, though, because when (if) we move to the states, we can't take her with us, and I seriously doubt anyone we give her to will make the effort I have to save her.

Man, it's sad when the biggest news I have is about saving a ficus plant.

Monday, June 3, 2013

2013 Reading List: May

I was busy in May. Being out of town for a week meant that I only took the Kindle, instead of the book I was reading, so many things got started, but nothing got finished. I'm hoping to remedy that today, since they're due back to the library in the none-too-distant future.

MAY

23. The Age of Zeus, by James Lovegood (Book 2 of The Pantheon Trilogy)
22. The Saddlebag, by Bahiyyih Nakhjavani (for reading group)

APRIL

21. The CIA Lockpicking Manual, by the Central Intelligence Agency (not like it'll help, though at least I better understand the theory. The only locks I can successfully pick are TSA approved luggage locks. Real secure.)
20. 2BR02B, by Kurt Vonnegut (a very, very short story)
19. The Warlock, by Michael Scott (Book 5 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
18. The Hippo with Toothache, edited by Lucy H. Spelman and Ted Y. Mashima (originally published in the US as The Rhino with Glue-on Shoes. I think it's fairly obvious why I checked this one out from the library. It's a bunch of zoo and wild-animal vet stories.)
17. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, by F. Scott Fitzgerald (I thought #16 might be a ripoff or variant of this. It isn't really, other than the reverse aging thing.)
16. I haven't Dreamed of Flying for a While, by Taichi Yamada (for reading group. This is one of the most self-important, boring books I've ever read.)

MARCH

15. The Necromancer, by Michael Scott (Book 4 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
14. The Sorceress, by Michael Scott (Book 3 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
13. The Magician, by Michael Scott (Book 2 of The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel)
12. Plugged, by Eoin Colfer
11. The Ring of Solomon, by Jonathan Stroud (A "prequel" featuring Bartimaeus from The Bartimaeus Trilogy)

FEBRUARY

10. Weight, by Jeanette Winterson (for reading group. The parts where she wasn't naval gazing were ok. The parts where she was, well, yeah...)
9. The Lady of the Rivers, by Philippa Gregory (Book 3 of The Cousins War)
8. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, by Rebecca Skloot

JANUARY

7. The Walking Dead Volume 8: Made to Suffer, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
6. The Walking Dead Volume 7: The Calm Before, by Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard, and Cliff Rathburn (graphic novel)
5. Love in the Afternoon, by Alison Packard
4. The Owl Killers, by Karen Maitland (for reading group)
3. The Bromeliad, by Terry Pratchett (actually a compilation of three of his books: Truckers, Diggers, and Wings)
2. Smitten, by Janet Evanovich
1. Witness, by Cath Staincliffe (for reading group)