Thursday, September 30, 2010

RIP Tony Curtis

Thoughts and prayers go out to Jamie Lee Curtis, who lost her father, the great Tony Curtis.  The best ways to honor his memory?  Watch two great films, both starring Jack Lemmon as well.  Some Like it Hot and The Great Race are both funny and sweet, and show off the comedic chops of Tony Curtis beautifully.

No IMDb links; they've changed their website and I hate it.  What was once the greatest site on the internet has slowly degenerated into a pile of monkey feces.  Too many ads that jump around and too much futzing around with the things that worked.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Catastrophe, Catastrophe

Of many sorts.  Here's the short version (seriously, I'm going to abridge it dramatically), and why I really haven't posted in a bit.

Work: I've been working many hours and many days.  Illness and injuries have abounded, as have holidays.  Most recently, my coworker's husband died (the funeral was today, as a matter of fact).  Karen was on holiday for a week, but instead of heading out of town as planned, her husband had surgery the Monday they were to leave.  She kept the week off, since a week of not being at work is better than a week of being at work.  Sadly though, about 6 days after his surgery, he died; he had had a heart attack (which I presume was brought on by complications from the surgery, but obviously I'm neither a doctor nor the coroner).  Stuart was only 53.  So Karen was out two weeks ago for holiday, last week, this week, and what we presume will be at least two more weeks.  Poor Karen is not doing well, which is unsurprising, but still quite sad.  Additionally, Carmel is going on holiday starting Monday.  That leaves me as the only shop staff for our shop for the next 2.5 weeks.  That means 6 days of work a week for me.  I will be sent help, at least.  But the next person who tells me to think of the money will get a foot in the ass.  I have thought of the money, and it ain't enough.
Computer: To make matters worse, my laptop (Geoff), had a catastrophic failure on Sunday.  I know what caused it, but I don't know why.  For those keeping score, this is the second time in 15 months that I've forced a shut down on Geoff (ie. holding down the power button until it shuts off, something you only do when you have no other options), and the second time in 15 months that it has caused a massive hardware failure.  Last year, it physically broke my hard drive.  Not a "oh, you somehow corrupted the data on the drive" failure, but a "the spindle broke and if you want the data, send it to a data recovery company with a clean room, and pay them about $1500 for it."  This time I'm not getting the "sad Mac" face or folder with a question mark (which means it can't find the boot disc, probably because you corrupted or broke it).  I'm getting nothing but a gray screen (so the monitor isn't toast).  That implies to me that either the logic board is fried, or the processor blew.  If it's the logic board, I'll get a new computer, because replacing it is half the cost of the computer (and they probably replaced my hard drive last year with another faulty one anyway), and I'm betting the same will go for the processor.  If I'm lucky and it's the hard drive though (heh, "luck"), I'll buy one myself and replace it myself.  And I'll get a solid state drive this time, because when there are no moving parts, they cannot break.  Note: I'm not saying solid state drives can't be trashed, just that there are no moving parts to them, meaning spindles cannot break, thereby screwing you out of 9 months of data (how long I'd had the computer before the drive broke.  I now have a nice 1 terabyte external drive on which everything is backed up.  Sadly, Adam's computer cannot access it, stranding me without my videos and music).

So yes.  This is why I haven't posted much.  I've been working loads, not wanting to talk about work for a variety of reasons, and now I'm computerless.  Or to be accurate, using Adam's windows desktop.  And if I end up buying *another* friggin' new computer, it won't be until we're in Oregon in November, so this state of being could last a while.  Plus, Adam's not thrilled, because, despite his complaints about how and when I use my laptop, he also likes it and uses it.  Mine is on whenever I'm home, so it's always easy and quick to look something up, whereas he doesn't like leaving the desktop on, and it's not portable, so it's not as handy to look up porn stuff on IMDb.

Oh well.  I might be getting a MacBook Pro this time (MacBooks don't come with solid state drives, only the Pros do).  I fear I may also waste $300 on an extended warranty, which I hate doing, but it's shown me this time that I need to.

Righto.  I must make tea (supper for those who don't hear it called tea all the time) for tomorrow.  Butternut squash stuffed with lardon, onions, mushrooms, and apples.  And probably some cheddar, since we don't have cream cheese.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Senate Legislation

I know that a lot of my US friends support local, organic, sustainable farms.  I certainly do whenever I'm in the states and my folks still do.  Fairly soon, S. 510: FDA Food Safety Modernization Act will come for a vote before the Senate.  This bill is designed to prevent and contain outbreaks from farms.  The problem is that the paperwork and bureaucracy involved (and some generally inane portions that are just moronic) will destroy small farms: they won't be able to handle the costs or laws.  And generally speaking, people don't get e. coli or salmonella from a local 50 acre farm.  They get it from a 10,000 acre farm that's destroyed the earth and such (no, I'm not biased).

Senator Jon Tester of Montana has created an amendment for S. 510, that will provide some exemptions for small farms, allowing them to both stay in business and still provide safe and healthy produce and meat.  Please, contact both your senators and ask them to support Senator Tester's amendment to S. 510.  The easiest way to contact the senators is to go to their official Senate website and use the "Contact" form.  If you don't know who your Senator is, well, I'm not going to help you there, but the website is [senatorlastname].senate.gov.  If you're an Oregonian, those will be wyden.senate.gov and merkley.senate.gov.

For more information on the bill and amendments you can visit S. 510 text: 

Senator Tester’s Amendment:

Farmer-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund Opinion: 

Additionally, here's a more generic version of what I wrote to Oregon Senators Wyden and Merkley.  I'm more than happy for people to copy/paste this and send it to their Senators.  If you're extra enthusiastic, mention some of your local farms by name (I did).  Also, mention your specific local, fragile economy (in all seriousness, this would probably destroy Oregon).  I did all the hard work, so please, copy this and send it along to your Senators.


Currently awaiting a Senate vote  is S. 510: FDA Food Safety Modernization Act.  S. 510 is a one-size-fits-all bill, provided the "all" is massive, commercial farming.  Small farms, particularly those who sell directly to the consumers, will get royally screwed by this bill.  
I'm sure you're well aware of the number of small, farms that exist in the US.  I'm passionate customer of many of these farms farms that sell directly to customers, whether from a farm shop, a booth at a local market, or through weekly "Farm Box" services sold to and directly delivered to members.  These farms are dedicated to sustainable, safe practices already.  Though I believe in oversight and monitoring of safe practices, lest people get lazy, generally these farms are too small to be able to adhere to methods outlined in S. 510, and would most likely go out of business, which would not only deprive consumers of local, generally organic and sustainable produce, but it would also destroy the livelihood of the farmers and potentially be catastrophic to already fragile local economies.
Senator Tester has an amendment to S. 510, which would grant exceptions to these small farms, allowing them to stay in business, while still allowing for stronger food safety practices.  Please support his amendment to S. 510, for not all farms are the same size.
Thank you, and your staff, for all your hard work and time.  There are those of us who truly appreciate your efforts and energy.
Yours,

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

2010 Reading List: August

Well, with the advent of August, I've now read 27 books that I have not read before.  Go me!  I've not quite made it to 52 books total for the year, but I'm getting close.

40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club, by Alexander McCall Smith (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal*, by Elizabeth Peters (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky*, by Elizabeth Peters (Amelia Peabody novel)
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends*, by Christopher Moore (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck, by Christopher Moore (Vampire Trilogy, Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story, by Christopher Moore (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)


Agatha Christie
 1.  The Tuesday Club Murders (Miss Marple; a series of short stories--good intro to character)
 2.  The Labors of Hercules (Hercule Poirot; a series of short mysteries with an overarching theme)

Margaret Truman
 3.  Murder in the White House (Capital Crimes novel: no recurring characters, but sort of a "set")

Isaac Asimov
 4.  The Caves of Steel (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
 5.  The Naked Sun (A Lije Baley & R. Daneel Olivaw novel)
16.  I, Robot

J. K. Rowling
 6.  Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone* (Harry Potter Series Book 1)
 7.  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* (Harry Potter Series Book 2)
22.  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* (Harry Potter Series Book 3)
32.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire* (Harry Potter Series Book 4)

Mary Francis Shura
 8.  Kate's Book* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)
 9.  Kate's House* (one of two books featuring Kate Alexander)

John Bellairs
10.  The Spell of the Sorcerer's Skull* (A Johnny Dixon mystery) I'm not sure if I've finished this one before, but I know I have started it in the past.

Erle Stanley Gardner
11.  The Case of the Stuttering Bishop (A Perry Mason mystery)

Carl Hiaasen
12.  Flush

E.L. Konigsburg
13.  Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth William McKinley, and me, Elizabeth

Carol Ryrie Brink
14.  The Pink Motel*

Jeff Burk
15.  Shatner Quake (More of a novella.  Whatever it is, it defies description.)

James B. Garfield
17.  Follow My Leader*

Jean Fritz and Tom Clute
18.  Champion Dog Prince Tom*

Janet Evanovich
19.  Full House (Several characters appear again in other books)
20.  Smitten

Jonathan Stroud
21.  The Amulet of Samarkand (The Bartimaeus Trilogy: Book 1)

Dorthy Gilman
23.  Mrs. Pollifax and the Second Thief* (Mrs. Pollifax novel)

Robert Rankin
24.  Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Elizabeth Peters
25.  The Seventh Sinner* (Jacqueline Kirby novel)
26.  Borrower of the Night* (Vicky Bliss novel)
28.  Lord of the Silent* (Amelia Peabody novel)
39.  A River in the Sky (Ameila Peabody novel)
41.  The Falcon at the Portal* (Amelia Peabody novel)
42.  He Shall Thunder in the Sky* (Amelia Peabody novel)

John Grogan
27.  Marley and Me

Terry Goodkind
29.  Soul of the Fire (Sword of Truth Series Book 5)
36.  Faith of the Fallen (Sword of Truth Series Book 6)

Terry Pratchett
30.  Strata (precursor to the Discworld novels)

Jan Siegel
31.  Prospero's Children (Fern Capel Trilogy Book 1)

Roald Dahl
33.  Matilda*

Nadifa Mohamed
34.  Black Mamba Boy

Alexander McCall Smith
35.  The Miracle at Speedy Motors (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 9)
38.  Tea Time for the Traditionally Built (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 10)
40.  The Double Comfort Safari Club (No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Book 11)

"Richard Castle"  (ghostwriter unknown; Rick Castle is Nathan Fillion's character on Castle.)
37.  Heat Wave

Christopher Moore
43.  Bloodsucking Fiends* (Vampire Trilogy, Book 1)
44.  You Suck (Vampire Trilogy Book 2)
45.  Bite Me: A Love Story (Vampire Trilogy Book 3)

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

There is little point to this post.

I must be forgetting something, because it seems I've done basically everything I needed to do today already.  That rather frightens me.  Oh yes, I still have some Girl Museum stuff to do.  Still, I'm mostly done with everything today, so I decided that I shall blog.

In rather belated news, I turned 30 last month.  Unsurprisingly (to me at least; plenty of other seemed surprised when they asked), I feel exactly the same.  I don't know if that proves that age ain't nuthin' but a number, I'm oblivious to the passage of time, or I just don't care, but nothing feels any different.  Adam's even (mostly) stopped harping on about my being ancient.  I can't even rag on him for being closer to 50 than being born; because I'm 4 years older he just throws it back in my face.  Regardless, I don't feel any different for being 30.  I think I've felt more or less the same way since I was about 24-25.  The only difference now is that I actually remember my age (there was a while there when I kept forgetting.  and now I'm going deaf, so really, I've been falling apart for years.).

I'd love to make this a funny, interesting, witty, and insightful post, but really, I can't come up with anything to meet those requirements.  So instead, I shall direct you to two other blogs to follow.  One of them I contribute to, the Girl Museum Blog, and currently we're celebrating the 90th Anniversary of the 19th Amendment to the US Constitution.  The other blog is perhaps the funniest blog on the internet, and is called Hyperbole and a Half, which is one of the most awesomest names ever.  Read that blog.  She's funny as shit.  Well, you know, really funny shit.