A new joke I learned today:
Q. What did the Tea Partier get on his IQ Test?
A. Drool.
A joke I learned while in Leicester (if somewhat misogynistic):
Q. How is a woman like a hurricane?
A. At first she's wet and wild, but then she leaves with your house and car.
And my most favoritist joke of all time (that's not TOO dirty):
A pirate walks into a bar, and has a massive ship's wheel sticking out of his trousers. The bartender looks at it and asks "Hey, doesn't that thing bother you?" The pirate replies "Yarrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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